March 2012
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A list of things that do not offend people
yiffmyass:
nyeeeeaaaah:
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why are all the dots black you fucking racist
Whatever dude. What fucking ever.
I don’t know what to do
shavingryansprivates:
remember when everyone on facebook made their status “can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars” for like 3 months
when somebody gives u chocolate and it's dark...
irenigg:
tublicalor:
irenigg:
Actually, dark chocolate improves the mind, so BRING ON THE BRAIN CHOCOLATE!
u geek ass bitch go do a sudoku puzzle
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“oh, i thought you said _________…. i was about to say…’what?’ haha”
– whites (via irenigg)
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
sassyrabbi:
puberty didnt make me hot so maybe cocaine will
Just downloaded a shit ton of G-Eazy. Set for spring break
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what happened to the emo kids
so fucking annoying, just leave me alone lol
I understand what situation I put myself into, and I don’t care anymore. Done
Watchkaliethegr8:
After getting wisdom teeth removed…
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHSJFAKFAKFHAHHHAKJFJKAF
i love when you grab me meow meow meow meow meow
woooowwwweeeeee you sure got some tig oooll bitties!
hopingly:
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but i’m already naming our children and i’m already coordinating the colours of our wedding and i picked out a house for us in the city
so call me maybe
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Watchkimsfairytaledivorce:
jesUS CHRIST
i turned on the tv and jamie lee curtis was on and i automatically shit myself
aint dressin nice fo shit tomorrow
teacher: its time to watch a movie
students: yay
teacher: bill nye the science guy
students: YES HFUCKYUBDHXUJHNIUFHDIjYAGEYSBYSYSUBBUIIKYDYSBUYGSUYDyrhUYSBNSYUHDYU
a riot begins as one student stands on a table and conducts the class, creating an eight part harmony rendition of the bill nye theme song
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