March 2012
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February 2012
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It’s not something I believe in, I never have believed in it, but religion is such a beautiful thing. It sucks to see people who are so strong about their faith and beliefs, get misunderstood because of how media and politics has twisted and tainted the idea of religion. Props to the ones who stay strong about it.
ghostbono:
t.u.m.b.l.r. actually stands for the types of posts you can use!(:
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I hate being in love. But when I’m with you, God when I’m with you..
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:
“Go wash the dishes!”
“Go take out the garbage!”
“Go fold the clothes!”
“Go make me coffee!”
“Go do the laundry!”
“Go hang the clothes!”
“Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”
kingevan:
glamydia:
i want to go to bed but that spider is still sitting there at the base of the stairs
it’s just staring at me
what do you want from me
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tyleroakley:
me: hi i'd like to place an order
dominos: okay what can i get for you
me: uhm hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right?
my empty apartment:
me: yeah we'll get a large pepperoni
n-adja:
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
My grandpa isn’t sexting me back
spicyjew:
12 year olds who are in the “it’s complicated” relationship option on facebook
Moonwalking into jail because you’re a smooth criminal.
i believe i'm both stupid and clever, pretty and...
46-kgs:
double think: the ability to accept two contradicting thoughts and believe both of them.
New Sex Position
xandratujan:
It’s called the wild bull.
Put your lady on all 4’s, put your chest on her back, then a couple mins into doing it, whisper another woman’s name into her ear and try stay on for 30 seconds
so many people use “am” as “im” i dont know why
sandra bullock has been crying throughout this whole award ceremony
mols:
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
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when glenn close is in costume for albert nobbs i feel really uncomfortable like what
downstairs tv: *morgan freeman's voice*
me upstairs: god?
ryan seacrest: who are you wearing?
me: this is a raven baxter original.
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iwrotesins:
i’m going to write a book and make the paper out of onions so everyone will cry and think i’m the best author ever
literallysame:
the best video ever.
person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg
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disabledporn:
they call me big booty judy
afghanistanini:
remember when “Just Dance” came out and we all thought Lady Gaga was relatively normal and then like “Pokerface” came out and then “Alejandro” and every song got progressively weirder and then she wore a meat dress and we all realized what we had gotten ourselves into by giving her attention
mrsstamos:
paranormal swagtivity